What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What role did China play in the signing of the "Beijing Declaration" between Fatah and Hamas? What other information is worth noting for talks among Palestinian factions in Beijing?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

When do you start "growing old"?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill